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Post by batman on Sept 20, 2007 12:16:43 GMT -5
Granted, but it's porn
I wish my boss would really let me work in England!
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Post by andrea1018 on Sept 20, 2007 12:20:47 GMT -5
(btw I saw that comming ) Granted but it is in the northern UK. I wish I had a live in maid.
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Post by random on Sept 20, 2007 12:36:40 GMT -5
Granted but she doesn't do anything and literally eats you out of house and home (that is a funnay phrase isn't it).
i wish i had a real cookie monster.
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Post by andrea1018 on Sept 20, 2007 12:38:46 GMT -5
Granted but no more cookies for you ever!
I wish I had a personal cheif.
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Post by random on Sept 20, 2007 13:06:28 GMT -5
Granted but he refuses to cook anything you like because he insists he only works in snails.
i wish andrea would make me some cookies that my cookie monster couldnt get to.
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Post by andrea1018 on Sept 20, 2007 13:08:32 GMT -5
Granted but they are not made with splenda.. GASP!!!!!!
I wish I had some polish food right now.
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Post by random on Sept 20, 2007 13:12:46 GMT -5
Granted but the food comes with a polish guy who keeps telling you the worst polish jokes ever.
i wish i could go back to russia.
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Post by batman on Sept 20, 2007 13:23:51 GMT -5
Granted but it gets invaded and you are tossed in a gulag.
I wish I had something to eat for lunch.
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Post by random on Sept 20, 2007 13:26:24 GMT -5
Granted but you get served from a dumpster.
I wish I had some pizza.
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Post by pepper on Sept 20, 2007 18:33:38 GMT -5
Granted, but it has black olives and onions on!
I wish I was able to make decisions.
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Post by random on Sept 20, 2007 19:31:42 GMT -5
Granted but you become paralyzed and mute so you cannot convey any of them.
i wish i had anne hathaway. =p
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Post by pepper on Sept 20, 2007 19:33:29 GMT -5
Granted, but she's gained 200 lbs.
I wish the weather was warmer
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Post by random on Sept 20, 2007 19:37:01 GMT -5
Granted, but you find yourself in Texas.
i wish it was snowing.
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Post by pepper on Sept 20, 2007 19:38:00 GMT -5
Granted, but you find yourself in Antartica with no one around.
I wish it was Christmas sooner.
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Post by batman on Sept 21, 2007 0:45:54 GMT -5
Granted, but you get no presents.
I wish Immigration wasn't a sleeper.
Okay.... where it says "sleeper" it should say w h o r e. This board edits that word or something.
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