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Post by pepper on Sept 19, 2007 23:56:09 GMT -5
Granted, but you are overfed so much you can't move.
I wish I had an Indian takeaway right now!
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Post by batman on Sept 19, 2007 23:57:41 GMT -5
Granted, but it is rancid and so bad you are turned off it for life
I wish my tummy didn't ache
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Post by pepper on Sept 20, 2007 0:02:11 GMT -5
Granted, but it is rancid and so bad you are turned off it for life I wish my tummy didn't ache Granted, but your head hurts instead. I wish I could go swimming.
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Post by batman on Sept 20, 2007 0:03:20 GMT -5
Granted, but in a sewage plant
I wish I could get a full nights sleep
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Post by pepper on Sept 20, 2007 0:04:17 GMT -5
Granted, but you miss work.
I wish I COULD sleep easier.
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Post by batman on Sept 20, 2007 0:05:58 GMT -5
Granted, but you have to listen to me
I wish I had more Dr. Pepper
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Post by pepper on Sept 20, 2007 0:06:55 GMT -5
Granted, but it's the diet kind.
I wish I could have all the pets in the world, and not be considered mad.
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Post by batman on Sept 20, 2007 0:08:05 GMT -5
Granted, but they get so ravenous they eat you.
I wish i could open a doggy daycare
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Post by chapdaddy on Sept 20, 2007 0:10:25 GMT -5
granted but they eat your shoes and crap all over the carpet
I wish I were an oscar myer wiener
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Post by random on Sept 20, 2007 1:05:31 GMT -5
Granted but you get eaten by a 800lb man and become part of his backside.
I wish owned a house in the country.
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Post by batman on Sept 20, 2007 9:58:31 GMT -5
Granted, but you become assimilated by the neighboring inbred rednecks.
I wish I was happy.
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Post by random on Sept 20, 2007 10:39:48 GMT -5
Granted but you find that that happiness is a dream as you are in a coma.
i wish i could always remember my dreams.
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Post by andrea1018 on Sept 20, 2007 11:49:56 GMT -5
Granted but they are nightmares.
I wish I had a pumkin spice frappacinno.
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Post by batman on Sept 20, 2007 12:13:43 GMT -5
Granted, but it was made with arsenic
I wish I had a private Jet
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Post by andrea1018 on Sept 20, 2007 12:16:01 GMT -5
Granted but it crashes on a deserted desert isle and you have to castaway it for a few years. I wish I could act in a movie.
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