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Post by random on Sept 18, 2007 18:39:10 GMT -5
Simply post your favorite pick up lines. Intelligent, silly, lame, random or just downright stupid. Just keep it clean and post them here...
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Post by random on Sept 18, 2007 18:39:49 GMT -5
baby is your name mazola . . . cuz you is corn-goodness.
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Post by batman on Sept 18, 2007 18:40:07 GMT -5
Are you wearing mirrors on your legs, because I see myself in your pants.
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Post by random on Sept 18, 2007 18:59:50 GMT -5
*throws a piece of ice down and steps on it*
now that the ice is broken, can i get your number?
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Post by pepper on Sept 18, 2007 20:06:45 GMT -5
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
It had to be done guys!
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Post by batman on Sept 18, 2007 20:28:06 GMT -5
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me? It had to be done guys!Both
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Post by batman on Sept 18, 2007 20:28:31 GMT -5
Did it hurt?
When you fell from heaven, I mean.
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Post by random on Sept 18, 2007 21:38:29 GMT -5
Are your parents retarded? . . . . because you are special.
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Post by andrea1018 on Sept 19, 2007 9:04:57 GMT -5
"I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade."
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Post by batman on Sept 19, 2007 9:48:00 GMT -5
Bond. James Bond.
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Post by batman on Sept 19, 2007 16:05:53 GMT -5
Arrrggh! Did you know it was international talk like a pirate day? Translate english to pirate here: www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.plTop Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day 10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? 8. Come on up and see me urchins. 7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. 6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon. 5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole? 4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? 3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. 2. Well blow me down? And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is … 1. Prepare to be boarded.
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Post by squarecircle on Sept 20, 2007 2:37:27 GMT -5
Nice shoes.
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Post by random on Sept 20, 2007 11:20:12 GMT -5
creepiest pick up line i've ever hear:
does this smell like chloroform?
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Post by random on Sept 20, 2007 11:21:42 GMT -5
teh random ones always get them..
hey, didn't we go to different schools?
i'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
i know i don't look like much now, but i'm drinking milk.
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Post by random on Sept 20, 2007 11:22:56 GMT -5
some cheesy goodness..
if you were to put elevn roses in front of a mirror you would see the twelve most beautiful things on the face of this earth.
are you from tennessee . . . cuz your the only ten i see.
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